December 10, 2008

Koala Bears, Dolphins, Jizz, and More.

These are some interesting, if not amusing, facts, followed by an SNL short.

- Did you know that female koala bears have two vaginas and male koala bears have a forked penis?

- Did you know that if the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction?

- Did you know that China has more English speakers than the United States?

- Did you know that when you lick a stamp you consume 1/10th of a calorie?

- Did you know that a ducks quack doesn’t echo?

- Did you know that men leave their hotel rooms cleaner than women do?

- Did you know that 35% of people who use personal ads for dating are already married?

- Did you know that dolphins might not be as nice as we think? There is evidence that they are mass-murdering psycho’s who often kidnap and gang rape female dolphins. I guess I won’t be swimming with dolphins anytime soon.

- Finally, an SNL short that I thought was pretty funny.

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